Recent content by Post Office Buddy

Not really. Graphics are becoming better and better but games still aren't realistic. It's just that devs are obsessed with guns and the real world. Although that's probably because most devs are American.

Twitching will destroy us all before any of these things do.

I'm guessing you're trying to very poorly imitate Yahtzee. Also I don't think it's a troll, it's probably just an 11 year old fanboy, hence the Vincent Valentine avatar.

A game where you can blind people with the laser sight of your gun. Call of Cthulhu: Hello Kitty Adventures A game where you play as an enchanted ferret trying to retake the world from the leigons of hell. Also, a game where you play as someone other than Americans or thinly disguised...

Subtitles for me. The out synch speech does my head in and almost all dubs are done by the same American tittybiscuits with high pitched, irritating voices.

Crysis (Too full of aliens) Far Cry (Too full of trigen) Ocarina of Time (Too much like Baby's-First-Diablo) Neverwinter Nights 2 (Too restrictive) I'm sure there are other

Batman obv.

Pathologic