Recent content by PowerFuse

I walked out of the power tools department when I saw a figure resembling a giraffe. My mind was filled with memories of a giraffe which trampled my father. From that day, I swore to find that giraffe and destroy it. I charge toward the giraffe holding a chainsaw, and CUT THE FUCKER TO...

I shoot a tranquilizer dart at Knife, then drag his unconscious body (GET YOUR MINDS OUTTA DA GUTTER!) over to the kitchen appliance store where I put his head in a microwave, set the timer, and walk away while his head asplodes.

AGGHHHH!! I pull out the shard, not being deep enough to stab my brain, and give chase. Once I've caught up, I tackle Wera and jam the shard into his neck, Assassin's Creed style.

I sneak up on Wera ready to slit his throat, when a flying car heads toward me. "Shit!" I duck as the car sails over my head and explodes.

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES. I thought this would be fun, so I joined up. *Spawns in Sporting Goods, takes ice skates to cut someone's jugular.*

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It was darker and more in-depth than OoT.