Recent content by poyson

Ahhh Sloth Shaving. What happened to the good ol' days when me and the boys could go down to the Panama and shave us some sloth without it having to be some sort of incident. What is this world coming to.

Well between strict deadlines and studios not giving a damn, it's hard to believe any good movie games come out at all. The Warriors and Goldeneye both came out years after the movie. In my mind, there's two different types of movie games. There's the movie-tie-in game that is there just to...

Oh man, people still play that? I heard there were people still on from one of my friends but I never went to check it out. Is it just veterans now? Those were good times..All the duels!

Oh.. My god. Cthulhu vs. God with shotgun just may be the most awesome thing to ever be in a video game ever ever. I hope it works like it sounds. And not just a game that promised innovation but gave an unrewarding presentation...Like Spore.

I'd recommend Condemned: Criminal Origins if you haven't played it. I was frightened pretty much throughout this game and it has some very good melee combat.

Well it's the same thing with Michael Cera. He's never stopped playing George Michael on Arrested Development. I mean, I don't mind Jack Black and I like Michael Cera, but they're starting to get dull. Both main actors in this film are known for very specific character types, the setting hardly...

When I was younger, the Redead in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time use to scare the piss out of me. They didn't even have to pop out of anywhere, just seeing them ahead filled me with dread because I knew the second I got close to it, it would screech at me and attempt to rape me.

I don't think the ratio of good games to bad games has really changed that much in recent years. Honestly, I think people believe it's gotten worse because what people remember of old games are the good games because they're, in fact, memorable. Recent bad games are much more easily...