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KAPOOYA! That's my battle cry for the start of every airsoft game I play at this arena.

It all depends on the type of zombies we're dealing with. If they're Romero style zombies I'd just load up a car with survival gear and enjoy the post apocalyptic country side on my own. But if they're the Left 4 Dead kind, we're all pretty screwed.

If I got powers from video games I'd pick Dishonored for the time stopping and possession powers. And how cool would it be to get the blink power. Or for just getting around, I'd take the powers from Prototype 2. I could sprint up walls and throw cars at people. And it would be awesome.

There are two kinds of appocolypses that would be nearly immpossible to survive. A biblical one with the Four Horsemen, or one like the movie 2012, with all the natural dissasters.

The last game I played was Assassins Creed Brotherhood. So I guese I'm pretty screwed. That is unless I become the most evil bastard of all time. Look at Alexander Borgia, he lived through one game and most of Brotherhood, so I'v got plenty of time.

Oh crap. The last song I listened to was by The Axis of Awesome, and they're all guys.

Mike. I probably guessed a little low. I know a ton of people in high school who have the same name and it's a pain doing role calle when a bunch of people have my name.

All I can say is that I can never say I can give birth.

Being a bad guy would be fun but I dont think 'be the biggest jerk-off ever' would make for a good game. Also I think there would be more trips back to the Pokemon grave yard in Pokemon Yellow.

Well it cant be that bad seeing as we dont have a man dressed as Guy Fawkes killing Sony representatives.

When I said she was a silent protagonist, I was refering to the origanal Metroid games on the NES and Game Boy, back when it was just side scrolling action. It was a simpler time then seeing as all you had to was keep hunting down the metroids. You're right, I did forget to include the part from...

It's hard to do a really 'realistic' shooter. If it were realistic there would be no regenerating health, you would have to drag yourself to a medic who would pull the bullets out and have to patch you up. And even still you would'nt be able to run around as if you were never injured. It would...

Samus is always supposed to be a silent protagonist!! Giving her a voce would'nt have been so bad if she did'nt monolouge about everything! Also, notice how even when Samus is wearing her armor, you can tell she's a girl. They slimmed it down like every new console and it is'nt that surprising...

It depends. I can play long games like Assassins Creed and Mass Effect, but I wont be able to sit through all the dialouge for Mass Effect to go throgh and get all the side missions, which is why I think I did'nt like the game as much as I did Knights of the Old Republic.

Cage The Elephant from Borderlands. Aint no rest for the wicked, till we close our eyes for good.