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My Fender Stratocaster My amazingly awesome Musketeer outfit (with 44" rapier) My excellent gaming setup.

Halo? Check. GTA? Check. Gears of War? Check. Hmmm...not much left to add. I suppose Left 4 Dead is pretty overrated. Not a bad game at all, but it's the first Valve game I haven't loved. The amount of adoration that game gets for such a shallow (albeit not bad) experience is...

I'm on my 4th 360, but I gave up on it as my system of choice 8 months to the day after I got it. It RRoD'd while saving, corrupting my data, and I was told by MS that I couldn't get my gamertag back, which meant that I couldn't get my DLC back. I told them I only had like $30 worth of themes...

From two of my favorite mechs, Optimus PRIME, Wing Gundam ZERO, and 2 because I **** a lot.

A Musketeer

FFVII MGS (series) Chrono Trigger FFVI KOTOR

Pretty much all through FFVII, (interrupted once for crying). A singular moment, however, would be when I fired up my HDTV for the first time after buying it and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune.

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Sad deaths = Aeris in FFVII: Only time I have EVER been made to cry by a game; Zack in Crisis Core: It was sad to see him go once you actually got to know him; Gandalf/Boromir in LOTR: knew it was coming, but it was done so well that it was sad as hell. Awesome deaths = Dinobot in Beast Wars...

1 - Final Fantasy VII. Only game to ever make me cry 2 - MGS 1/3/4. Too close to call an all of them, wouldn't be fair to take up 3 spots 3 - Chrono Trigger. 2D RPG perfection. 4 - KOTOR. My only remaining original Xbox game was also my first 5 - FFVI. The pinnacle of the 2D FF games...

I hope Yahtzee sees this post, because with his WW2 jokes, I just noticed the absolute most hilariously obvious Germany reference in the game. I know Yahtzee wouldn't have seen this in the game, as he most likely had no desire to delve into trivial details like weapons. Anyways, an...

He talks about ****ing his pants over Crysis and mentions nothing about KZ2's graphics? Whatever, great review anyways.

Just as I thought, this turned out to be just like the Mass Effect review. He said jokingly in his CoD4 review that he had started to measure his worth by how much internet traffic he generates. I thought that was funny at the time, but it seems clear to me that he didn't want to play the...

I didn't agree with him saying avoid the PS3 version, as there is nothing wrong with the game on the system and he just doesn't like the controller, but to each their own. Great review, nailed it on the head, excellent work. And have fun not playing Mario Kart Wii, Yahtzee, I know you will.

So I guess from the grammatical corrections today, this particular column was "some punctuation" rather than "zero punctuation". Anyways, while I did enjoy SSBB, it is plainly obvious that Nintendo fans are by and large just kids or kids that never grew up. Not in the Toys R Us sense either...