Recent content by Professor J. Luvwitt

(I can't get no) Satisfaction... In my pants. Purple Haze... In my pants. What's going on... In my pants. Hot white cum... In my pants. (Liz Phair, lol) Mamma said knock you out... With? my pants.

Epic.

Another Go: A whole new world... In my pants. Unleash the dragon... In my pants. Don't Fear the Reaper... In my pants. Hooked on a feeling... In my pants. Lotion... In my pants. Why do all of them fit so well...?

Oh, dear it's fabulous. I'm going to press it again after the 24 hours are up. Beiber is just so amazing. It isn't sorta funny though.

Pressed red button. I might be a pacifist, but I'd win this one. Trippy Beibers Everywhere!!!

Every avi on here is not showing up as Justin Beiber on my computer right now.

I am not accidently stalking the avi above me. And I do not feel very creepy for doing so.

For making grammar Nazis go insane!

Disturbed. First thing you became obsessed with?

Me: teenager, pacifist, not skilled with a weapon unless we're talking about baffa, can't run fast either, honor student. Legolas: Somewhere around 2,400 years old, kicks orc ass, very skilled with a bow, incredibly nimble, with all those years he's got he must know some shit. Yeah...

Guinness Book of World Records

Pine cones

True (vlc). The person below didn't vote last presidential election.

My horse is amazing

True. The person below me has coulrophobia (fear of clowns).