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    Rock Band

    Thanks man, i did actually call her tits you know, probably because im juvenile. Im here mainly for advice, and i hope to improve my game as time goes on.
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    Rock Band

    I thought i made it clear that i bought it for the drums, therefore, i only reviewed the drums. Im not trying to be yahtzee, im just trying to get my point across in a vulgar and belittling way to the reader, whats wrong with that? You all act as if Ben invented swearing. Besides, my reviews...
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    Wanted Review

    Glad i didnt watch the love guru, all ive heard is bad things...
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    The Crappening errr ...I mean The Happening.

    Want me to post my review? its much better than this one. No offence.
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    Rock Band

    Rock Band Reviewed by Protag You're stood on a stage, with a guitar hung across your stomach. The crowd stretches on for miles, a pulsing, throbbing mass of bodies, all focused on you. They chant your name. You turn up the volume and step up to the microphone, the drumbeat kicks in and the...
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    Ninja Gaiden II - Reviewed by Protag

    Thanks for the feedback, it much appreciated, trust me. That was my second game review, the first was Rock Band, which i will be posting here shortly.
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    Wanted Review

    Wall-E looks gash. Fact. I want to see Hancock and Hellboy 2.
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    Wanted Review

    You dont have to agree, its a review, not the Bible. I didnt read the comic, and what most people who have read the comic dont realise is how difficult it is to make a succesful film based on a comepletely different form of media. Bekmambitov is a great fan of the Comics, and im pretty sure...
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    Wanted Review

    Wow, well you learn something new every day! Thanks for the link, thats very interesting. Like i said, im new to the whole reviewing thing, and ive just set up a site so all criticisms and niggles are welcome, i wont take them personally. I dont like Tarantino's films, i find them...
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    Wanted Review

    Wanted The trailers for this film didn't really do a lot to spur my interest in any massive way, but they did give my curiosity a little bit of a kick in the right direction. Not only did bending bullets seem like an absolutely absurdly interesting concept, but the promise of Angelina Jolie's...
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    Alien vs Hunter review (an Asylum Film)

    Alien vs Hunter I wouldnt call myself a pessimistic person, but reading the title of this film invoked a kind of deep seated spiritual fear in me usually only reserved for large groups of turkey's being herded on a bus marked 'Bernard Matthews' Holiday Resort'. The film is funded and made by...
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    Ninja Gaiden II - Reviewed by Protag

    Hi there, im Protag. Im fairly new to this whole 'reviewing' thing as my website has only recently started up, but I googled 'most awesomest and nicest people ever' and you lot came up. Then again, so did Ron Perlman. Should i email him too? I think i will, ill ask him if we can be friends...