Recent content by Prozoquel

I don't know why everyone is saying you have to go into the room. I just sent in that Brotherhood chic Lyons, instead. She died, I lived. Yay. But the game still ended, and I agree that it was a very weak ending, but I think the bulk of the game more than makes up for it.

Personally, I loved this movie, although I can see your points about the amateur dialogue and a bit of weak characterization. However the one of a kind plot, in my opinion, completely makes up for those flaws. If you haven't already seen it, you should watch 'Being John Malkovich.' It's...

And grow a rockin' mullet.

I agree wholeheartedly. OoT is a very close second, Mario 64 an even closer third.

Of course there have always been milked franchises, and that trend looks like it will continue forever (Call of Duty, anyone?) And back in the day there were a lot of shitty games too. As in, A WHOLE LOT of shitty games. But IMHO game developers back then were a lot more inspired to create...

While what you're saying is nothing especially new, and has actually been ranted about dozens of times on this site, I still understand the need you felt to rant about this kind of stuff. Personally, I always like to compare Earthbound to any generic RPG you'd find today, just to show how much...

The Mesmetron (sp?) because nothing is as fun as enslaving the Wasteland populance, one exploding slave collar at a time. Aside from that, the named Plasma Rifle of course. That thing carried me through every mission after I got it.

I think that the gaming industry as a whole thinks that everyone would hate a game if it portrayed that kind of unchanging, single-minded character and objective that the OP is talking about. What the gaming industry doesn't realize is that a lot of people would actually love that; working for a...

Yet another vote for OoT. As a small kid that was my entire life. Even when I had friends over, we never played multiplayer games or anything, just straight Zelda. KOTOR was another big one later on, I can't count the number of times I beat that game. The most recent is Fallout 3. I lost a...

I'd have to agree with several of the above posts that The Godfather is my favorite Drama/Crime movie of all time, maybe even my favorite movie period. But why has no one mentioned Lord of the Rings for Action/Epic? That's no doubt my favorite in that genre, the action is incredible and it has...

In my opinion, Scrounger is the most useful perk in the game. Until I got it I was always running low on ammo and having to use guns I didn't really want to. Now I'm level 18, and I have at least 300 rounds for all of my guns. Also, the most useful perk to have in combat is the commando perk...

Very nice story, I was a bit confused through the first two pages but at the end it gave me a good laugh. And I know those kind of stereotypes; this one kid at my school told me how easy women are to get in Japan, how if I went there with him we'd get action every night. I'm glad to see this...

I agree wholeheartedly. Most oh shit moment for me is in Fatal Frame 2, when you here all the weird groanings and incoherent mumblings of a ghost but you can't find it anywhere and you start pissing yourself in fear, since that fucker could come from anywhere.

It's my senior year, and me and most of my friends have completely stopped caring about school. I literally have a 0% in my Physics class, and I use it as bragging rights. And yes, I'm one of those teenagers who can get four hours of sleep a night. Whenever I get a chance to sleep in I get 10...

He couldn't stick to making the worst movies ever, could he? He had to branch out his terrible influence and create the worst energy drink ever as well. Great review, shit like this needs to be brought into the harsh light of justice.