Recent content by PurplePox

Only if its wheat bread. With white it just tastes off. Also wheat bread>All other bread

Well, if your dog isn't listening or it snaps at someone or something like that then a flick on the nose or a smack on the rear is A-OKAY but you should never beat your dog. Even why my dog ate my sisters 4 year old hamster all we did was smack her on the ass and put her outside overnight, and...

Not my game, its just hilarious

Don't Sh*t Your Pants is a browser based game where you try to avoid crapping your pants. Its played like an old school adventure game where you type commands to try to get an on screen command. I wish I could make this stuff up. Play the game at...

I laugh at abortion jokes, and make fun of people who get abortions. I'm not pro-life or anything, just a gigantic asshole. Pardon my French.

Next time shave downwards, when you shave against the grain it gets itchier.

I've played DF and the first thing that came into my head when you posted that was "Oh dear"

Thanks for the help guys. Hopefully I can make a gamer out of her

She does like her Mario games. Simple story?

Long story short my sister became a farmville nut, and when I introduced her to a couple casual games but she felt they were lacking grind. I need a few game ideas. She likes: -Farmville -Animal Crossing -Dress-up Games Dislikes: -Anything overly complex I was thinking something...

Do not date an ex. Ever. Especially if they went on multiple dates/had sex/were emotionally involved for a long time.

Yeah the little bastards get ballzier every year, but usually if you get right in their faces and maybe smack 'em on the head they won't bother you for a few months if they are intelligent. And if they aren't they get a punch to the gut.

Dude, know exactly what you're talking about/going through. Get live ASAP it is so worth it. OT: I loved Screed 2 and can't wait to play as Ezio again and multiplayer could be goos if done properly.

Best part was when the Kick-Ass Sperm showed up

Megadeth's Rust in Peace... Polaris Its got a great line that goes "Immense in my girth, Erect I stand tall" call me immature but that gets me everyime