Recent content by Pyroconian

Game critic class. Destroy enemies with cutting jibs about their AI, their polygon count, and overall worthlessness. Distinctive hat and british accent upgrades available.

Might just be the fanboy in me talking, but Metroid done as a movie the right way would be insanely awesome. I know they wanted to do this a few years ago, but it never got anywhere. Mysterious hostile alien worlds, deadly space pirates, and a hot female bounty hunter with a score to settle. I'm...

I'm somewhat surprised no one's said it, but the Metroid Prime games are on top of my list. As if 2D Metroid isn't awesome enough, stepping into Samus' armor for the first time was amazing, and once you learned the controls you're practically unstoppable. You ARE the bounty hunter. On a related...