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    Poll: EMERGENCY PLEASE READ!!!!! EARLIEST MEMORIES

    1) Ryan Smagalski 2) 23 3) from my crib, watching my partents and brothers play with these plastic things you stack and then let marbles roll down kinda like the game Mousetrap only much, much larger and there's no "right way" it's just for shits 'n giggles (I wish I could remember what...
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    Zero Punctuation: Red Faction Guerrilla

    I'm posting this after reading 4 other posts and I'm never going to read anything anyone might say in response, this is just drunken venting - I loved the original RF (though ironically i never got to finish it) and I would have thought from the majority of the game I played Yahtzee would have...
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    Bionic commando plot twist (spoilers maybe)

    i never played the game so, in order to maintain my faith in humanity, i'm going to assume that the twist was intentionally that retarded as a joke (don't correct me or i may never buy another game for fear of something that lame) (except RFG) (and Assassin's Creed 2, and Dead Rising 2) (ok so i...
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    Zero Punctuation: Siren Blood Curse

    "brown one says 'aight' a lot" haha - one of my pet peeves is when people say/write "HIV virus" cuz the V in HIV stands for virus already
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

    OMFG i have not laughed so hard in a while - i was slightly worried these had strated to go downhill a little prematurely, but Jesus i was wrong - that was non-stop hillarious from start to finish
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    Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Anniversary

    HOLY GOD I've watched every review about 10 times now and they're still hillarious - Yahtzee can have my first born if he wishes it so.
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    Zero Punctuation: Spiderman: Web of Shadows

    to people complaining this is racist/sexist/notthegreatestthingever - THIS IS ZERO PUNCTUATION!!!!...???;' - it's supposed to be offensive(ly funny) - it's the same as when he said people were demanding scores for games - if you don't like it GO READ ANOTHER REVIEW - the only game I let this...
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    Zero Punctuation: Spiderman: Web of Shadows

    played Spiderman 1 - HATED IT, played Spiderman 2 - LOVED IT - Spiderman 2 may have been the first game where I actually fully agreed with 100% of his analysis - I was recently wondering if I should get one of the new spiderman games, so I guess that answers that