I wish to slap anyone who said knife/fork with my hands. The same hands I use to facilitate the consumption of pizza. Hot, fresh pizza. Coated with fresh sauce, hearty meats and gooey cheese.
I was born on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. This tradition is not observed by a large portion of people (feel free to tell me off if I'm wrong), yet Blizzard has deemed it important enough to make an in-game holiday for it in World of Warcraft. Sorry about the tangent, where was I? Oh...
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