Recent content by realbillcosby

Iznogoud (PS1) - Is literally no good. Last Action Hero (SNES) - probably the worst game ever.

Yes, it makes you a bad person. If you have a negative view of people based on their external appearance, you're shallow and I probably wouldn't be friends with a shallow person. If you have a negative view of an entire race based on your 'own experiences with them', you're willing to stereotype...

Final Fantasy XIII is like being sodomised with a sharpened broomhandle coated with your tears and fondest memories.

I don't usually read these threads, but does everyone get so uppity and sanctimonious in defending games they like from one bad review from Yahtzee, or just RPG fans? I happen to love JRPG's mostly, they have a formula that works for what I enjoy in a videogame a lot of the time. I enjoy...

Other: I don't play FPS games, samey tedious shit.

Red Dead Rastafarian Like Red Dead Redemption, only set in East Africa, and featuring a group of pot-smoking Jamaican rapists riding around deserts and scrubland in present day Somalia/Eritrea/Ethiopia in their pilgrimage to find Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia. The game features a new...

This needs to happen right now, Bioware. Seriously. You can't leave this shit hanging. Nobody cares about MMO's, at least, nobody that likes life.

Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner new for $7.95 (These are all in Aussie dollars BTW) Shenmue in mint condition with the cardboard overcase for $10 Chrono Trigger boxed with manual for $2 at a garage sale Skies Of Arcadia in mint condition for $5 A Dreamcast boxed and never opened with...

Modern Warfare 2 Halo 2 Halo 3 Halo ODST Halo Wars (Call me a slow learner...) Resident Evil 5

Was getting my ass handed to me in Red Alert (or RA2? Can't remember) as the Allies against a friend playing as the Soviets. My pillboxes and turrets were getting busily annihilated by his mammoth tanks etc. Decided to make a pre-emptive strike and got my GPS up and running just after I'd...

Oh yeah, while we're talking blasphemy: God Of War

Knights Of The Old Republic needs a trilogy completion. Where's my badass game featuring the Exile from Sith Lords and Revan's "heroic" return from a self-imposed exile after the events of KOTOR, both working together to defeat all the forces of good in the universe? ;) I'd love a game where...

COD:MW Sonic The Hedgehog past 2

Probably FFVI, FFVII or FFVIII. Probably put hundreds of hours into multiple playthroughs of each, one particularly rewarding time through doing voice acting for all the characters in each game. Great fun and a nice workout for the ol' voice talents.

I take it that none of you have ever played Last Action Hero for the SNES. What's that you say, you weren't born when it was released? Well let me tell you a story. Last Action Hero is, was and forever will be the most broken, utterly unplayable piece of shit anyone will ever play. ET is a...