Recent content by realslimshadowen

We don't fear change. We despise the regressive, money-grubbing, nickel-and-diming, we-know-better-than-you, you-gave-us-money-but-you-own-nothing business practices of EA and similar, which are about 10% good, 10% inevitable, and 80% terrible.

I completely agree, and if I buy my future kid a sixty-dollar Lego set, I will expect them to build what's on the box and nothing else. I will punish and shame my child if they decide to take it apart and rebuild it to see if they can do different things, because they are ruining the artistic...

WoW knows that villains are an equal-opportunity industry. It seems like there's no cult so crazed that members of every race can't come together to sacrifice virgins to their dark god. Hell, the Twilight's Hammer includes Tauren.

Yeah, I pull 'em out. I barely have the space with them unboxed; I do not have the space to keep them boxed.

The Aporncalypse. The end of porn for all time. Take me now, Lord.

Probably the first time was when I did a dark side run in Jedi Knight. That was more from shock and horror than sadness. And I never watched that cinematic again. After that, Throne of Bhaal, when you decide to become a god while romancing Jaheira. Or even if you decide not to become a god...

I shall allow Dr. Evil to speak for me. This is assuming I don't go blind or lose limbs, of course.

There may be gameplay innovation, but someone neglected to tell their marketing department. The Codblops2 website says it's in the near future, during a 21st century Cold War "where technology and weapons have converged to create a new generation of warfare". Technology and weapons...

Best part of the review? The tonsil similes. And then the return of the tonsil similes.

Fair enough. BUT! 1) I never said he was solely responsible. 2) We've seen things from her perspective. The meds don't work. And it's very common for creative types who have mental illnesses, to feel that their creativity has been diminished by their medication. 3) I agree with you that...

Maybe. But if you're responsible for her condition (and thus responsible for the situation), you don't get to ogle her when her madness is amusing and then get pissed, throw her out of your house half-dressed, and tell her to "grow up" only when it becomes inconvenient for you. If he'd...

No, but it should get you some understanding from the person responsible for the injury, as opposed to a direct assault.

ftfy

Clutch is...just a first-rate ass in this strip. Granted Erin could have explained to others the issue of her medications not working, and she could have caused an injury throwing the X-box, but damn, grow some fucking perspective, ya douchenozzle. (The "she broke into the house" thing is...

This needs to happen, if only to bring exposure to a new generation of gamers. At the very least that interface needs a fixin', to say nothing of bugs that were never fixed.