Recent content by rebelrey7248

On a box of Snuggle fabric softener: "Warning, avoid overdosing."

Go to a sporting goods store, buy a football. Go to a zoo, find the keeper of the monkey cage. Offer said monkey keeper the remaining $999,980ish to watch the monkeys attempt to get happy with the football. Happily live the remainder of my life knowing that I've actually seen two monkeys try...

What I loved about the games was that they had at some point in the game, an "OH SHIT!" moment, where you'd jump out of your seat due to being actually somewhat scared. The first time in Resident Evil, where you're walking down the hallway and the dogs pop through the windows, you can't deny...

I play trumpet, saxophone(alto, mainly), trombone, french horn, flute, clarinet, ocarina, piano, bass guitar(prefer 5-string over 4, have both acoustic and electric), guitar(have multiple electrics and one craptacular acoustic), mandolin, steel drum... Pretty much anything I pick up, I can...