Recent content by Red Intensity

Yep. I picked up Bullet Witch out of a bargain bin at Gamestop, bought it, and loved it since, despite the shortness of the game.

I would love to redirect anything Uwe Boll has directed. What I mean by that, I mean I'd take him out back and shoot him. But seriously, I would like to redirect Freddy vs. Jason. I'd replace Freddy with Michael Myers (the killer) and watch Jason and Mike duke it out.

I can't stand Jack Black's obnoxious vocals, and listening to him is like scraping a fork on glass. So yes, I'm passing this title up.

My view on love: To me, love is a joke with no punchline. Love is an illogical feeling, like happiness. Love is an illusion that is perceived as a chemical reaction if around a specific member of the opposite sex (in some cases, same sex) for a prolonged period of time. Love is a difficult...

I haven't hugged anyone in years, as it makes little sense to me. I can do without the physical mammalian contact.

I had a ribeye steak an inch thick cooked medium-well with a baked potato on the side. My mouth waters thinking about it right now.

There's a lot to chose from over the years I've been gaming. But I'll list the ones that made me want to rip a piece of skin off my body: