Recent content by Renerade

A very colorful and elaborate culture. That's my first thought. My second thought involves girls in sailor school uniforms. Wielding samurai swords and drinking tea. Which isn't much different from my first thought actually, now that I think about it.

*Hands over $16,000 of Monopoly money* There you go.

I would pay to see that.

I always thought babies were delivered to families by Storks. Y'know, like in Dumbo. I was proven wrong later on in life. I won't say any more than that.

In a way, this court case is somewhat similar to what Wiseau Films did to the Nostalgia Critic back in the day. The Nostalgia Critic's mock video can somewhat summarize Bethesda's intensions...

What? Got mad at a game and did something I regretted? No, never. Haha, ha. Eh...

Be a Renegade. The Mass Effect series, or douche-bag simulators as I like to call them, are the only games where you (Commander Shepard) can be a total ass and get away with it. I suggest playing the first Mass Effect game first, though. Or at least buying the 15 minute interactive DLC for...

Arctic Warfare. Imperial Penguins have begun a massive state of oppression over all of Antarctica. As a lone Gentoo, you must free the people, I mean penguins, from the Imperial Penguin Empire by starting a revolution, rallying the troops for a just cause. Use your snowball rifles and cannons...

No matter how realistic a game looks or what setting it's set in, a game is still a game (unless it has some kind of message in it that involves actual treason or something, which is highly unlikely). It is not real-life. Funny. We've created games that involve other countries (some of those...

Rennie.

In the usual sense, it would be considered murder. But that's why rules of engagement exist for our soldiers on the field. Everything our soldiers do is an act of self-defense against the taliban and/or other militant groups. If our soldiers get shot at then they have to do whatever it takes to...

If we're talking about classic then I'd have to say Marathon. If we're talking about the greatest FPS of all time (regardless of when it was released) then I'd have to say Star Wars: Republic Commando. The campaign is fun and really draws you in, but the multiplayer leaves a lot to be desired...

1. The wooden sword from Ninja Gaiden. In fact, all weapons are pretty useless in that game given that fact that your enemies are too busy beating you into a bloody, shredded pulp.