Recent content by RetroFlush

Very fun review, as always. Unfortunate time to mention North Carolina, by the way.

A spaceship that cannot stop - that is a pretty big design flaw. Glad you changed it so the ship will stop now.

Film critics are allowed to walk out on a film, and then say they did in the review. He admitted he only played the first 5 hours and explained why - his review was still entertaining. Job done. If you want a thorough, humourless, professional review then there are plenty about

I hate to say it, but he's spot on about FFXIII linear maps (to an almost literal degree), uninvolving combat, and the first 20 or so hours feel like the intro. If you can play this game for 5 hours straight then I salute you, and shall lay a flower at your grave

I hate the idea that the identity of the Origami Killer would change depending on your actions, I really hate it. For me with stories and games I want the choices of other people to remain constant and consistent with their character. The only way something they do should change would be if you...

Just admit it Yahtzee. In some nefarious attempt to scive off work you employed some podperson/clone to do your work for you. For shame.

He seemed to stop speaking in an English accent too Think the turn coat has gone native

TL:DR going to look at pictures of cats