Recent content by Rich Jansen

Sex isn't true alternative anymore. It sold out when it signed the contract with 'Breeding'. Less flippantly, labeling is generally a bad thing, try not to encourage it. I know several dozen people who seem to be into the same thing as you though. In fact, the vast majority of metal fans I...

Get ready for anti-Semitic raptors and drink up the madness in Time Gentlemen, Please! I just got a sex-education clown to blow a used condom into the shape of AIDs. I've got no idea what it'll eventually be used for, but it makes the common adventure game tactic of gleefully rubbing my...

Medic. Because I'm a lovely person.

Aside from Blitzball (I wasted so much time on that I got Wakka's ultimate weapon by accident), I've got a pretty weird one. For reasons I won't go into, I had one of the Harry Potter games on the DS, and there was a surprisingly addictive physics-based multiplayer Gobstones minigame that I...