Recent content by RIOgreatescapist

I cannot wait for the next article's japes. Japes that is, not any form of review or introspection bearer of any depthness whatsoever. Besides, the game's production team was the very same responsible for enemy territory therefore any comparisons to enemy territory as instead of team fortress 2...

So mk9's xray moves are bad and arkham asylum's fighting is alright. Cannot honestly tell if trolling or genuinely emitting dreadful opinions.

"I hope you like to get patted on the back cuz that's all the love I have to give you broseph" More or less the same words.

Yahtzee: 80% comedic writer 20% video game analyst (generously) How much depth did he wanted inserted into a fighting game besides fun mechanics, repetitive value and a stable online mode. It's true what someone said before about how yahtzee's reviews shouldn't be taken in all seriousness...

"Another one was Resident Evil 4, the head-and-shoulders standout best of an otherwise TERRIBLY OVERRATED SERIES, and which featured the same protagonist as Resident Evil 2." What a shame, yahtzee has indeed jumped the shark.

God that picture is just so...so heavenly. *.*

You belong in a condemned sweatshop.

"I think I do like it in here" - first day at school, needless to say never again.

AWWSHITSON, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO TURN THE CONSOLE ON TO PLAY RESIDENT EVIL THEN HUH?

Don´t be anything like Oblivion and thus I should find it the least enjoyable.

Your tale has touched me and I sincerely hope you get hired Joe..I mean.. Kakashi on crack *wink*wink*

More philosophical wish-wash. The only difference between contemplating all those moral dilemmas and crying into your cappuccino is that eventually you'll realize that crying into your cappuccino just isn't cutting it anymore so off you go, stumbling back to your old life or whats left of it...

"Why not do it in front of ur parents while they are watching dr phil right now?"

I just loooooove trolling sO WATCH UR BACK SON.

100% 18-0 in cod4 free for alls and no not in duckseason.