You are ready, yet you are hesitant. The time has come. The Search For Earth-like Planets Association (SFEPA) has trained you vigorously for most of your life so far in preparation for this moment. Highly advanced space pods have been manufactured specifically for you and 99 other people. 50 of...
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If Optimus Prime had a nice ass, he'd be Optimus Damn Fine!
If Optimus Prime was friendly, he'd be Optimus Benign!
If Optimus Prime was a god, he'd be Optimus Divine!
I'm the dude who played this game with Shiftymaco. Anyway, here's a few more:
If Optimus Prime was a cat, he'd be Optimus Feline!
If Optimus Prime was a pig, he'd be Optimus Swine!
If Optimus Prime was a sacred place dedicated to a deity, he'd be Optimus Shrine!
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