Recent content by risingphoenix

Yahtzee's voice slowed to a crawl, I thought he was doing it to stall. But the game took a bruising and it was amusing and to the enjoyment of all.

The Trine review was hilarious. The wizard seems to be hacks. I'm gonna have to try it out. How long was the gameplay? "The internet has clearly desensitized you to retarded sexualization."

Nice triple post. He makes a very good point about the cutscenes and autosave - both are incredibly tedious and annoying. However, he clearly didn't train snipers because at level 10-11 they fucking run shit. They will shoot exactly at the crosshairs, and will 1 shot anything not crouching...

This is the picture if you were curious and didn't stop it at 2:21, and some later points in the video

These are the sort of reviews that I find most appealing - the reviews that are witty, funny, and slightly offensive while still containing excellent critiques of particular problems in the video game industry. Video games tend to have too many love interests even though there shouldn't be...

I'm going to have to agree with this, the final analogy was a little over the top with not a lot of funny. I really enjoyed Damsel Du Jour.

About the end of the video, where he addresses "People who complained about Holocaust jokes...", I would like to ask, Who the hell complained about the Holocaust jokes? There is so much more offensive context than that, and if you're going to complain, complain about something more meaningful...