Recent content by ritreaude

so very first time i ever play dnd i was a human rogue and i get thrown in prison. At which point, not knowing how things worked, i try to pick the lock. The DM was quick to point out that i had no tools, so i exclaim "why the hell cant i use the bones of previous cell inhabitants and pull a...

looks like i might have to liven things up a bit here. Among my home dnd group i am affectionately known as epic fail guy, a name which i have earned again, and again, and again. I originally acquired the name when we started a campaign at lvl 5 and i roled a samurai out of the oriental...