Recent content by Ronaruudo

Dwarf Fortress, hands down. Toady may have the worst case of Game Developer OCD ever (There's been jokes about him programming dwarven hair growth) but playing god over a bunch of hairy aggressive drunkards is too good to pass up.

Bulbasaur, Pokémon Blue. Weirdly enough I knew about Bulbasaur and thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread one year before anyone in my country even knew what Pokémon was, thanks to an article on Pokémon Snap from America. But come on. A dinosaur with a freaking plant on its...

Amanda Marshall - Beautiful Goodbye Dear lord the tears I've cried.

You guys are all smalltime, and obviously not very into the Cthulhu mythos. Nukes? Pathetic. All you need to defeat Cthulhu is a boat to ram into his head. "I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M RAMMING CTHULHU'S HEAD WITH A BOAT!"

Good lord, it's like Red from the M&Ms puked all over it. Awesome!

I applaud Obama and his ninja-like fly-swatting skills. (I bet that fly was actually a terrorist spy robot!)

This thread is a trick question. You see, no one really survives in a horror movie. Even if it requires the writers to think of the most ridiculous plot ever, they'd do it if it means everyone dies. They could even go as far as breaking the Fourth Wall and having themselves and/or the...