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    Games that devolved into absurdity.

    Now, please don't misunderstand me. I have very little in the way of not-praise to say when it comes to the masterpiece that is Shadow of the Colossus. One of the most talked-about and loved games of its time and now, and I love it to bits. Still, it does get a bit...trippy...toward the end...
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    Favorite Webcomic

    I'll put in a plug for Archipelago [http://archipelagocomic.com/comic/?id=1]. It's a fantasy comic that features submarine pirates, magitech, demons, were-sharks, and an impressive amount of thought put into the cultures of the different islands. It's story is simplistic and lighthearted, but...
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    Latest xkcd comic

    I think I was touched most at a point in the tunnels. At one point, I found an opening in which there were a few tall trees, a grassy knoll, and... a figure. In XKCD, it's hard to tell, but from the hair it seemed like a girl. She was sitting, holding her knees to her chest, looking down, facing...
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    Are you getting Dishonored?

    The trailers look incredible, and I like free-roaming rooftop-climbing multiple-paths-to-objective style gameplay. However, nothing I've seen of it has sold the story to me, and that's a big make-or-break for me. Also, Bethesda games have this long-standing policy of being grand and without...
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    Let's play the superpower lottery!

    Oh, awesome! I'm gonna get me the bestest power! Put on a mask, tie on a cape, rule all ya'all! *Hits Random* I got... ... ... ... ...what. What the hell is this? Empathetic Lycanthrope Sensing? [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Lycanthrope_Sensing] Quote, the power to sense...
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    NOT EVERYONE CAN SPEED READ- Armor games review

    The internets would certainly be a darker place without John of Armor Games. Or it would for me, at least. Still, I?m wagering more than a few of you guys have seen the obscenely happy-go-lucky colorful spike-fetishizing meta-celebrating blue-elephant playgrounds that are This Is The Only Level...
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    Museum Features Katamari Damacy as "Modern Videogame Classic"

    I'm so in love with you, I want to roll you up into my life... Let's roll up to make, a single star in the sky... Beautiful art design, simple concept/controls, addictive non-violent gameplay, unforgettable music..."Modern Videogame Classic" isn't doing it justice. Although, I admit, it...
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    Traditional Adventure Games Are Rubbish

    I'm not in total agreement that traditional adventure games are rubbish. Then again, I never played the Lucas Arts ones or the Sierra Godawful King's Quest ones. Rather, my childhood was blessed with Humongous Entertainment and their beautiful games: Putt-Putt, Spy Fox, Freddy Fish & Luther...
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    Has a game ever scared you to the point that you couldn't play?

    When I was young and more of a wuss, this happened to me in [i/] Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire [/i] (N64). Specifically, the Boba Fett level. After like fifty tries, I finally managed to beat him up (I wasn't that great at games back then, either), only for him to get in his ship and face me...
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    Excellent Game + Low Scores = WHY?

    Ok people, this thread is basically just me giving a shameless plug for a flash game I've been enjoying. [i/]A Trashy Love Story[/i] http://armorgames.com/play/13142/a-trashy-love-story The game is an arty platformer that tells the story of a relationship between a trash can and a garbage...
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    What type of reviews do you prefer?

    When I buy a book/movie ticket/video game, I'm not just looking for entertainment. I want an experience. Something that encourages me to think on different levels. Therefore, when I read a review, I will give it more credibility if it tells me not only why the book/blender/whatever is awesome...
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    The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

    I'm going to be blown up by a succession of invisible yet colorful humanoid demon things who explode on contact while laughing maniacally. Later on, a black guy with a white suit and briefcase will come by, pick up what's left of my remains in a paper bag, and bring me back to life through a...
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    Poll: What's your favourite race in Skyrim

    Oh, nice, totally left out the Khajiit and the Argonians, you racist.
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    Saddest Moments in a Video Game

    Metal Gear Solid: The death of Sniper Wolf. To me she felt like one of the most realistic, sympathetic characters. This was aided by her friendship with Otacon, which changed her from a cold, emotionless terrorist into someone with depth, whose life truly meant something to someone else. Her...
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    Best games of PS2?

    Might I recommend Katamari Damacy: a silly Japanese game that defies attempts to insert into a genre, has simple and intuitive controls, has cute stylistic visuals, and possesses a soundtrack that you will never, ever, ever, EVER get out of your head. And you will love it for it. Beyond Good...