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Simon looked around. It was no good pretending he had been knocked out, because now the villagers were waking up. He was sure the other champions knew he was one of them. He was facing a conflict. These champions seemed rational, but he had absolutely no idea what their motives were (surely not...

This is probably the best thread idea I've seen in a while. OT: Bring my marching drums everywhere.

Just take it as a compliment. You're so good they can't comprehend it. No point getting mad over it.

Lessons from my freshman year last year. This is when all the "bad" stuff happens. If you haven't already, now's the time for you to figure out your opinion on sex and drugs and alcohol. Don't get sucked into that shit without knowing what's going on, and make informed decisions. Unless you...

The Magician's Nephew and The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, both from Chronicles of Narnia. They're both very calming, surreal books.

... Just take your shit off facebook, dude. Anonymous has some considerable power, and it's better not to have personal information on that site anyway. I'm just saying prepare for the worst, because there's a good chance of them pulling this off.

I'm a 15 year old guy, and I don't think I'd take up that offer (She's still twenty, and that's really weird to me), but if this kid has no regrets and had no regrets at any point, he needs a medal for nailing a 20 year old. That said, if the gender roles here were reversed, I'd be freaking...

...Okay? Unless we're talking about Native American comedians, all American comics have roots somewhere else. Saying Stephen Colbert counts as Canadian because he has a Canadian grandma is ridiculous, especially considering that the Colbert Report is almost entirely about America.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Proof positive that intelligence and comedy are totally different thing that can work apart or together.

Shadow of the Colossus. Hell yeah :D

Probably at least once in Shadow of the Colossus. At least one the Colossi never really attacks you. EDIT: Oh yeah, the Dead Island trailer was pretty damn sad too.

I like the way you talk. That heroin metaphor was appealing, straightforward and accurate. 11/10 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, I really like this column so far. I didn't expect advice on this emotional level, and it again disproves the idea of the foreveralone game geek.

Sonic fans. They're just... obsessed to an amazing degree. They think every terrible sonic game is the shit until a new one comes out so they can make awful jokes about the previous, they have the most mundane sense of humor, which they demonstrate by making millions of poorly animated videos...

As the two champions ran for the door, Simonv leapt through the window. The two champions inside seemed less dangerous than the ones leaving, and the possessed people shouldn't be too much of a problem. He rolled into a sprint, trying to stay low and avoid attention.

If this is a Fullmetal Alchemist reference, you have the full approval of a fifteen year old, and really, what matters more than that?