Recent content by Rossmallo

Runescape. Utterly amazing lore that's made me re-question and re-analyse how I perceive it several times, but marred by the microtransaction spam and a community that's about fourty times worse than 4chan and the competitive Pokemon community combined.

This is the sort of blunder that I'm actually happy to see - People completely UNDERestimating how popular a game will be. Makes me kinda happy for them.

I would frigging rejoice, that's what. Assuming I was a dragon like my avatar is, that would help - SO - much with my work commute.

Half Minuite Hero. Fun for about half an hour till the novelty wears off, then it becomes crushingly repetitive.

I actually think that's meant to be the point. You're relatively unknown by the aliens at first so they think the game's algorythms can deal with you, but by the end of the game they realise you're a massive threat and throw everything they can at you. Another reason I drew a paralell to...

I absoloutly loved it. It's like a cross between Saint's Row, Psychonauts, Prototype and The Matrix. It's awesome. Only issue is, oh dear GOD, when you get to higher completion percentages the graphical malfunctions are annoying as crap. I'm asking around to see if there's a way to disable...

Aye, problem is, I'm working my way through the submissions, Clusters and city control. It gets a bit jarring when the entire Flashpoint i'm clearing suddenly becomes made of jelly for half a second.

Oh, no no no. Not the NPCs, the terrain and cars. The terrain is almost constantly flickering, and the cars, sometimes even ones I'm driving, pixellise out, sometimes for seconds at a time. Needless to say, it's extremely distracting, and in the times I've needed to drive, it's caused several...

Starbound. Holy frigging shit, Starbound. Thing is, with all of the gameplay footage we've seen, they'd have to do something Ride-To-Hell-Retribution bad later on for it to not hit expectations.

Hang on, this isn't me whining about actual glitches here, there's a thread for that already. I know. I'm coming to you Escapists for some advice on something - Throughout the events of the game, the intentional visual glitches grow in severity as you clear out more of the town. In some...

Bend over and drink water out of the wrong side of the glass. It actually messed me up so I almost never get hiccups now.

Phil waives the right to whine about being flamed, when he abuses the hell out of everyone he talks to. If you can't take a punch, don't throw a punch.

*claps* This is the sort of thing that makes me think - no, KNOW - there is still hope for the industry yet. Well done, lads.

Try and convince my family of who I was. If I failed and they utterly rejected me to the point they never wanted to see me again, I would kill myself later that day. They truly do mean that much to me.

Wow. I'm usually never happy to see a game get shut down (You should have SEEN how I reacted when Radical and by proxy a potential Prototype 3 got canned), but...I have absoloutly no sympathy for this dude. He acted like a complete twonk and paid the price for it, showing how utterly immature he...