Recent content by Rostello

Well there goes my mountain lair, looks like I'm going to have to retreat to the moonbase. I'm assuming velociraptors don't have the capability to operate spacecraft yet?

I'd laugh at their inability to generate body heat and then wait until winter rolls in and they freeze to death. Job done.

Me and my friends used to destroy the toys we'd get from McDonalds; We'd sit on skateboards, roll down the hill dragging the toy along and friction melting it or else just crush them with rocks or our bikes. It wasn't malicious or anything, it was just funny to have a cheap plastic figure of...

I've heard of him, though up until now all I knew was that someone mentioned him in a rap once and that he tends to get played as comic relief. I'll admit I'm more a Marvel man.

I'm trying to push my friends towards going as the channel 4 news anchors from Anchorman. Thus far we have Ron and Brian Fantana, oddly enough no one wants to go as Brick or Champ..

Portal Terminator Salvation ( A rental, thank god) Advance Wars Quite a small list really but then I tend to stop and start with most of my games

Fallout 3's Plasma Pistol; by the time you actually get one you'll have far superior weapons, I mean you'd be better off using a baseball bat.. Also, the machine guns from Prototype always felt laughable poor.

Mine is the character Patrick Jane from The Mentalist. Not too sure what the reasoning for my choice was but he does have very similar hair to mine.

In Fallout 3; Seed Megaton with Bottlecap mines, Frag Mines and Pulse Mines, the rest is fairly self-explanitory. Alternatively equipt a supersledge and go to town on the residents of Underworld or Tenpenny Tower, always good for a laugh.

Resident evil 5 - Chris' neckbreaker; it's simple but brutally effective, what more can you ask for?

As a polytheist druid people often hold the assumption that we are one of two people; 1) Someone who believes in sacrificing virgins on altars and partaking in ungodly rituals. 2) Someone who goes around practising magic spells with large 'cult' groups. These are gross misconceptions. The...

Call me a sceptic but as soon as I heard "Ian may be a self declared Xbox man" the 'bias' light in the back of head went bezerk. I'm suprised that after all the this time I've never heard of the "Yellow Light of death" so in that regard I'm suprised but I'd prefer it to be reported in a fair and...

Playing Left 4 Dead with a group of people who've never played the game or indeed an Xbox 360 before while slightly drunk makes for a fun evening. The game loses all tension and descends into a shouting, laughing mess as no one knows where to go and everyone is throwing poorly thought out taunts...

Speaking as a UK resident all I have to say is this; "You can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time." -- So even though most people are up for health care there will always be a vocal minority who oppose it. Honestly I'm not...

Three Dog - Please please please stop talking when I'm trying to listen to the radio..