Recent content by rotund0

Is it possible that the reason your room was hotter during the winter is because your walls are infested with thousands of wasps? Do you hear a low humming (thrumming) sound when all your appliances are turned off? Does your room have a weird smell? (Not as bad as a snake den, but still high...

Wait... So there's Driving Ms. Daisy porn? Cocoon porn? On Golden Pond porn? (ok, that last one I can see for the double-meaning parody aspect) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The Horror.

Sarah Palin?

In addition to the great stuff mentioned above: Robert Asprin "MythAdventures" Terry Brooks "Shannara" series Gordon R. Dickson "Dragon Knight" series Stephen R. Donaldson "Thomas Covenant" series David Eddings "The Belgariad and The Malloreon" Raymond E. Fiest "The Riftwar Saga" Gary...

It depends upon the make-up of the batter and how long they're cooked. (I like light, sweet, and fluffy). I can't say I've had a better commercialized product than IHOP pancakes.

I wonder how the beastiality "film-let" Linda Lovelace did will be handled? (No pun intended).

Martin Freeman- Bilbo Ian McKellan- Gandalf Andy Serkis- Gollum Sylvester McCoy- Radagast James Nesbitt- Bard Brian Cox-Thorin Oakenshield Hugo Weaving- Elrond Charles Dance- Thranduil Ron Perlman- Beorn Michael Fassbender-Gloin Brian Blessed- Balin Bruce Payne-Dwalin Michael...

Dirk fing blast!

Happy Birthday, happy birthday, sin and misery in the air, people dying everywhere, but happy birthday BTW, mine's: Groundhog's Day

"The Good Earth" by Pearl S. Buck. A late 19th century Chinese farmer and the craptastic life he leads. Imagine all these books you've hated so far stretched out to 500+ pages. P.S. Thanks for making me think about this again after 20+ years of successful suppression.

Newsflash to the Third World: Don't construct buildings heavier than grass huts on top of any surface with the hardness of chalk.

Am I gonna have to worry about a Flea-Bomb now, too?

My main problem with Repo Men (2010) is that it's not the sequel to Repo Man (1984). Why would you name your movie as something almost identical to the title of a movie that it ISN'T the sequel to. You can't tell me nobody caught that. That is an insult to the people involved with the earlier...

you mean Joan Osbourne? I think it would be bad for her because then her song would make no sense.

Super Hitler?