Recent content by Rough Sausage

The bit where Homer misses church, and lounges around in his home in his dressing gown and what not. He sets his house on fire, and Ned throws a mattress out of the top window, and then Homer onto the mattress. Homer bounces off the mattress, into the ground floor window. Absolutely best moment...

I struggle to come up with names I'd like, I hardly ever use my own name because it isn't very original, and Rough Sausage loses it's comedy value eventually. Sometimes I'll go with random syllables, or sometimes just mundane names like gregory. I'm not very creative.

I usually use the term screen watching. It's completely obvious when you're watching other people play and they screen watch to gain an advantage, and I just lose all respect for them.

But surely Rory wouldn't come back again if he died again :P But whenever any character gets resuscitated, you pretty much know they're going to survive, and I'd rather there be a bit of variety. And that is an interesting idea, but obviously, by definition it isn't original, so people would...

They should have let Rory die. That, I think, no one would have seen coming, and would have been far more interesting.

Wind, I think. Agile and powerful. Also, somewhat hard to see. Sounds good to me.

Surely the most interesting thing wasn't the fact that the kid could regenerate, but the fact that Amy was in a quantum state of pregnancy, i.e. Both pregnant and non-pregnant at the same time?

I find myself being more polite over the internet. In RL I tend to swear a lot, but over the internet I worry myself to death in case someone finds something I've said offensive, which I think is rather odd but there you have it.

I personally think as long as there are laws governing its use, it should be fine. It should be a person's own choice, what to do with their free time/their body. The laws should govern what you can and can't do whilst stoned, and possibly areas where you can and can't be stoned.

Personally, I don't really lust after sex as much as other guys apparently do. Don't get me wrong, I'd be perfectly happy doing it, but if I couldn't, it would bother me too much. Although I don't think I could stay with someone if I knew sex was never going to happen, as I would like children...

I enjoy the number 37. It's prime, which on it's own is obviously not enough, otherwise I'd have infinite numbers to choose from as a favourite. 37 is my favourite because it divides into 111, and hence divides some pretty interesting numbers, like 666 and 12321. Also 6, as it's a perfect...

Wow, that blew my mind ;)

I'm being told I should not have told you about the control group.

Of course I would. It seems strange to me that someone wouldn't want to be with someone just because they didn't share a hobby. Another example "Would you date someone who didn't like football?", obviously a lot more guys like football than girls, so if the answer was no, we'd have a lot of...

A simple statement: A couple years after being kicked in the balls, a man will never say "You know what, I fancy another kick in the balls." Obviously this is a joke, but it tickled me and was relevant, so enjoy. Personally, I think child birth would hurt more.