Recent content by Roy Smith

Have you met humans? It gets old quick.

I'm surprised more people don't notice something. Baby Doll is drug off to the nuthouse after fending off a possible rape attempt by her step-father. The bordello/dance hall fantasy level isn't just something Baby Doll created out of thin air really - it reflects a portion of her reality. Her...

1. Mega Man 9. I actually got all the bosses weapons, fought my way to Wily with max everything and got to him and nearly beat him. I was thinking I'd get him on my next restart - it would only take an hour to get there and...really...fuck that. It's simply too hard to be fun... it was more...

As long as I get to be harassed by people to go bowling and play darts - because that was the highlight of GTA4 amirite?

Were you a big Police Academy fan?

When I start to see more out of the neighborhood kids than locals I turn off my lights and go indoors.

Dren vs Sil (aren't they are same thing in the same movie really?) Aliens vs Robo-Jason

Hannibal is a genius that outfoxed the FBI and escaped a facility. Ghostface's only opponents are teenage girls - who they lose to ever time. If there's a match up it's time to warm up the fava beans, the Doctor is hungry.

It's the OWS all over again. The OWS kids really think the money men are afraid of them and will change their ways because a batch of children that thought spending $100k for a Womyns Studies or Art History degree go camping and drum. Sorry, the adult world doesn't work like that...

After a lawsuit for Copyright infringement she could have cost him his house and life savings. This it was orgs like the RIAA live for. A dumb college kid with no money = no profit. A rich Republican judge? $$$$$ He warned her, she didn't listen. I would have taken her computer and...

Voldemort was the least interesting villain in a major series that I've ever seen. At least Darth Maul had cool visuals and Glinda the Good Witch perfectly hid her villainy. He utterly lacked any sort of personality - five minutes with Hannibal Lecter was before than seven movies with Voldy.

This is just like Saddam. I have a friend of mine who cheered when he was killed and I mentioned there would be a power vacuum and we'd either surrender to the local fanatics or be fighting them for the next hundred years. The Rebels of Libya = (in large part) the Muslim Brotherhood...

Dragons Lair for the Nintendo. Falsest advertising ever and I literally got 5 minutes into the $50 game and never got any further.

Conan and Time Shift were boring as sh*t but I finished them - for some stupid reason. Next time it a game bores me I'll just sell it.

So many contenders... Conan for the X-Box cheap enemies so you basically block all the time, roll, and use the sword. The 1st level and the final play the same. Time Shift - You could drop any of the levels into the middle of FEAR 2 and never no the different. I think you spend the first...