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    Is "neckbeard" supposed to be the new offensive term?

    Since Nerd, Geek, and Gamer are now trendy, has Neckbeard taken over as the new insult? Case in point: I was sitting on a bench playing my DS when a man walked by, looked down at me, sneered, and muttered "f***ing neckbeard" before going on his way. Some context: 1) I was sitting on a...
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    Unpopular gaming opinions

    Opinions, opinions. Ok... Yukes (and by extention, THQ) are kings of milking their fanbase. You need look no further than the WWE wrestling games. Features one year are removed to become "new" features next year. Companies like THQ wouldn't be in trouble if they didn't make crap games...
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    Unfunny comedy tropes

    Personally, I find Dead Baby jokes unfunny. Or extremely in bad taste. Pretty much any violence-towards-infants is bad. This also includes baby-shaking jokes. Such as: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/9859-Metal-Gear-Solid
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    Let's play the superpower lottery!

    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Manipulation Cosmic. Manipulation. For my first trick, I shall make every day Wil Wheaton's birthday. While he will be 704 next year...every day will be "Don't be a Dick Day."
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    Pick Three Actors/Actresses To Keep Alive

    1) Tara Strong, because chances are she voiced your favorite cartoon character. 2) Hugo Weaving, because he can act with his eyebrows and has a knack for fantasy characters. 3) Kevin Smith, because someone has to represent the fat geek demographic.
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    The last enemy you defeated is now your roommate

    A Fiend from Fallout:NV Strangely, I already have a drugged out roommate that's dirty and smells bad.
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    Poll: Who is the best Bond in your opinion?

    I prefer David Tennant. Wait, wrong poll. I prefer Pierce Brosnan, not because of James Bond, but because of the awesomeness that was Dante's Peak. I mean, he drove the same truck underwater and then over LAVA.
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    You have a useless "superpower"...

    The power to instantly correct the auto-correct on my phone when it corrects something I spelled correctly.
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    Achievements you'd rather not achieve?

    Any achievement that involves collecting things and 3 digits. No, I do not want to collect 500 spiders, Spider-Man. No Thanks. Any multiplayer achievement that cannot also be done in single player / Co-Op. This is especially true in any game with tacked-on lag fests, like the Smackdown Vs...
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    Marvel or DC?

    Marvel wins, and it's all Superman's fault. In Marvel, you have invincible guys (Sentry, for example) but none of them are mainstream poster boys. When you look at a Marvel hero, you don't think "Is this guy weaker than Spider-man?" Or "Is he as good as Wolverine?" You don't think that...
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    Games that have helped you in real life

    Omega F'n Boost. No idea on the developer.