Recent content by Royalus Maximus

There's so much we can't explain. Why try? Just glance at it and go back to obsessively texting. You know you want to...

At a John Meyer concert. Worst way to die. Worst place to be found. Even when found dead.

Riot Shields need no reloading. *Ahem* But yeah, if it has a trigger... I;ll be reloading a mag instinctively after a kill. Unless, of course, there are more people that demand to hold my bullets. With their faces. It gets me killed on a semi regular basis but it's saved my bacon more, so maybe...