Recent content by rylus5

After finishing his breakfast Edward walked to the motor pool,as he looked at the clip board he said to himself "well thats great,why am I always on the frontline?"

edward walked toward the colonel and saluted him "private first class edward felstrom,machine gunner" he said in a bored tone,then walked and leaned against a wall and started to whittle at a piece of wood. He'd been through this to many times before,they salute and say some crap,the colonel...

i punt all the munchkins until i find the one with the cake i go back in time and give the cake to hitler, i say its a WMD

shoop da whoop

day 314 3:00pm:i dream im eating everything,when i wake up theres a hole in the box...wtf?

i kill you with fire! MY HILL!

hit by a transport truck.....going at the speed of light

can i play?, sending sheet now

you,eating,just that time,over there,cause you were hungry why are there so many stupid internet memes?

head of hair! (yeah,thats it meheheheh)

in my defense,no you! (arby n the chief quote) you epic fail at the internet

your mother! what is the meaning of cake?

why does every awsome game character die?

pararaptor will be beaten to death by an old lady with a stick...oh and the stick has a nail in it (ouch sucks to be you)

i kille the worm and take whats left of the cake i hide the cake in a 1000000 ton everything proof locked box