Recent content by Salad Is Murder

Eh, it's fun. My girls are 5 and they love it; though sometimes they just put Anna and Elsa on the thingy and play hide and seek. The price is daunting, sure, but I don't think I've ever paid full price for any of the toys, everywhere they were buy one get one free and massive discounts on the...

I know, right? Besides the [completely objective] fact that Super Mario 2 is the finest Super Mario game and he went and wrote a stupid book about SM3. Oh, and the whole twitter rants n'stuff and whatever but really the Super Mario thing was a big deal with me.

Ironic, as most Kevin Smith's movies can be summarized in a sentence.

No Dragonslayer, no Black Hole? This list is a sham, may a thousand internet hyperboles* be visited upon you. *Approximately equal to 13 tumblrs.

Velvet Assassin is easily the best stealth game I've played in a long time.

I thought so at first, but then I went to check out the discounts and it directed me to the "Femme Fatales Deals", so business as usual then.

Didn't stop it from messing up his life though. Still, age of consent in Hawaii is 16. I wonder what the statute of limitations on the alleged charges are; maybe it's 15 years (2014-1999=15)? That shoe's startin' to look like a good fit.

Hey, check it out, here's a mock up of the prototype: Also, here's a design for their newer version if this one sells well enough: As you can see in the second design, it's not a fully contained transformable unit. If they can't solve some design issues you would have to manually move...

The real issue here, and a couple of you have touched on this quite eloquently, is: the total package. You can't just throw a fedora on with your silk screen goku shirt and expect to be classed-up/hardcore/hipster/ripcord/parkour (or whatever reason you boys wear your hats, I don't know); you...

But really, none of the Resident Evil games are on the same level of storytelling as Last of Us; I love the RE games and movies un-ironically as well.

You bastards! Wait, wrong Kenny. My bad...moo, moo moo.

What, not a big fan of Frank "Whoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhores" Miller's screenplays?

Oh I know, the joke was that the character already existed. Look, personally I think the whole concept of racism is ridiculous. There are so many reasons to hate people that don't have anything to do with how much UV radiation their body doesn't feel like dealing with. After all, asshole...

*pokes head in door* Did I hear someone say...STAR OCEAN!?

Or, and give this some thought, could this be one of the best things in video game history?