Recent content by Sammich

Female-friendly games? What the heck are those? Full of pinkness and ponies? And how is the X-box controller 'intimidating'? Can't women remember what all the buttons are for unlike men? I feel kinda insulted now... They're practically implying all women are the same AND inferior to men.

Crisps and fresh spinach sandwich. Preferably with garlic-mayo. >.> It's surprisingly delicious.

Unless new games keep coming on the market that are innovative and genuinely fun, nope. And it seems that time is approaching faster than I thought. Eep.

Hilarious as usual, though the memories of the original PoP character being punctured by spike-pits will haunt me forever.

Constantly, constantly, constantly losing my savegames in Oblivion. I like it but it crashes if you BREATHE on it for god's sake... I restarted 6 times after losing every savegame I had on each previous character... And then I find out that the way to make it stop crashing is by deleting all...

I doubt people will buy Wii Fit to get fit... If they do they'll probably end up being disappointed, I doubt a little white board can make you fitter. But after seeing what kind of minigames you can play with it, I'm sold. Plus, gaming can be really bad for your back and neck depending on where...

Wow, these just keep getting better and better. It's a shame to see how retarded some viewers/e mailers/trolls/whiners get actually, they don't seem to realize the whole point of reviews in general. Plus so far I think Yahtzee has been pretty damn good at explaining WHAT is bad or good about a...

None... I get bored so easily I don't usually miss games when I quit them since I always quit out of boredom. I don't sell games though, so if I do get desperate for some entertainment I've got my old games to play again.

Can't believe I forgot the best one: 'Maladict dropped his crossbow, which fired straight up into the air. *And failed to hit anything, especially a duck. This is so unusual in situations like this that it should be reported under new humour regulations. If it had hit a duck, which...

*Gets out my database* ?Is it weird in here or is it just you?? - Mandy from Grim Adventures ?I?m about to stop playing ?who am I going to kill first? in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I?ll start with me, then it?s you.? - Bernard from Black Books ?Yes, I could go...

I don't enjoy games as much as I used to, to be honest. I get bored very VERY easily so games that keep average gamers busy for months are dull to me in a matter of weeks. Especially since it's all been done before really. I got into gaming quite late, around 12-13. Then everything was new and...

- I can remember the most random trivia but forget what day of the month it is despite seeing the date on my pc several times a day without fail. - Everytime someone says something really funny I write it down and store it in a database. I've got around 700 quotes now. - The pupil of my right...

MYST 5 killed the Myst series. I generally try to avoid sequels (since more of the same is generally just 'eh'), but I'm a sucker for Myst... Despite that I didn't even get past the first 20 minutes in Myst. The gameplay, the storyline... It all just suddenly was rubbish. And they killed off my...

I've got around 400 screenshots of funny things said during my Guild Wars days... Once I'm done searching through all the other random junk I'll put some of them on here.

I miss the good old days when I had my brother around to do the tough bits in Super Mario Bros. 1 for me. I miss the good old days when good cartoons used to be on TV. I miss the good old days when I didn't have the knowledge said cartoons actually weren't that great. I miss the good old...