Recent content by Sandwich Man

Bane. He seems to get a shit deal in adaptations, even when he isn't a mindless plant slave, everyone seems to forget that he's supposed to have an intellect on par with Batman's. Even Arkham Asylum got that one wrong and it generally good about it. Not that there's much hope of that...

The one Kirby is from.

Custom. I always go custom, if the option is available. Then I make the character look as terrifyingly hideous as I can. My current Shepard looks like a giant hand pinched his face and it stuck.

I played through the main storyline.

I'd be my fursona, shi's a macrolionmicrotigerhyperpancaketaurwerewolfhermdragon. My name would be Emberwinger Hushleplush the Third andandand my fur would be coloured all of the colours. ALL OF THEM. And I would fly about the sky and no one would beat me up any more or make fun of me and daddy...

What confuses me is that people seem to think that story and gameplay are exclusive to each other. Why is that? Cutscenes aren't story, they are a method, as is gameplay. A good game tells a story with the gameplay, not despite it. Take No More Heroes, for example. It tells the story of Travis...

Game: I want to say Planescape, but I think I'm getting a bit predictable with that now. So I'm going with . . . LSD Dream Emulator, because it's the most obscure one I can think of right now. Movie: Brazil. TV: The League of Gentlemen. Book: The Invisible Man.

Finally, I was beginning to think no one would bring Planescape up. I honestly don't see how anything else can compare to Planescape, story-wise. All these other game that have been mentioned are mostly good games, sure, but they're still very much 'game plots'. Planescape. . . Planescape is...

Oh no people I don't like possibly enjoy the same music I do. IT MUST BE MAINSTREAM NOW GRRRR!

I'd make it an exploration based game with heavy stealth elements, and an emphasis on dialogue with the various people Dante met while in Hell. I mean, bastardisation or not, how fucking awesome would it be to argue with Plato or Socrates in a video game?

I used to be a fan, but now I'm completely sick and tired of the bastard.

Personally, I'm sick of people on this website trivialising horrible things to wank about how 'DA MEDIA HAETS VIDIA GAEMS' We get it, mainstream news sucks. Shut up now please.

My good friend Harvey told me so. I wonder if anyone will get that.

Last night I remember why I was scared of the dark when I was a kid. I'm very tired as a result of this.

There was a guy who kept glaring at me and calling me a German (which I'm not). He never actually said German, of course, he used a lot more colourful language than that. I was kind of lucky, actually, since he hit on all non-Germans nearby regardless of sex or age. Then he poked his head out of...