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    If you could go back to any period in time, where would you go and why?

    Me- Nuremburg with a few banana skins to through on stage before Hitler makes his speech, he falls over and people of Germany say "I'm not voting for him, he's a fucking idiot"
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    What d'you think of this story?

    It was a dark and extremely cold autumn night, the chill of harsh, bitter loneliness swept through the night air. The sinister rustling of the auburn trees and the demonic hooting of the owl as it gazed over its unsuspecting prey was the only life that had been in this place for centuries. Until...
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    If you were going to start a religion, what would it be?

    I would start a religion where we worship a bearded, shiny man on a cloud who can walk on water, rose from the dead and flew up into the sky. Huh? That sounds kinda familar...
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    If you could rule a country for a week, what country would it be and why? What would you do?

    ...You can't say world peace, We'd ALL do that.
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    If the BNP were elected into power how would you react?

    Honestly.
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    If you could choose any one weapon to only use once on anyone, What and Who would you choose?

    Eg: Me= Lee Evans with a Laser-shooting Harmonica.
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    Which celebrities are actually aliens who want to take over the world?

    Dara O'Briain- Disportioned head. Michael McIntyre- Voice and strange movements. Jim Carrey- Body and Facial movements. Rowan Atkinson- Never Ages. Tom Hanks- Magic Hair. James Dreyfus- Come on who acts like that.
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    If you were transformed into a superhero, what do you honestly think you would be like?

    I'd be the box man I run around with a poncho and throw boxs out of my neck, catching people in them.
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    What religion would you create?

    I would make a religion where every person is equal regardless of race, colour or gender. OH AND EVERYONE HAS TO WHERE CHICKEN HATS AND PONCHOS!!!