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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

    Sonic has eaten shit since the Sega CD version. Don't tell that to the gang of retarded assholes over at Sonic-Cult.org though, they'll hack your pc, steal your credit cards and put pictures of penii and boobies on your website. Oh yah, great review. Spot on.
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Beating Soul Caliblehk is akin to a retarded child eating vegetables. As long as you can slam your fingers down in a clusterfuck type manner you have an excellent chance of conquering any title in this series. No skill or thought required whatsoever. Nail on the head Ben, nice job.
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    Games that bore you the most...

    Anything released by Nintendo after the Gamecube died. BLEHK.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    First of all, ripping that game to shreds was probably the coolest thing anyone has done in a while because the game blows ass. Finally someone spoke the truth! The only title it retains is Ultimate Button Mashing Retard Festival and Yahtzee hit the nail on the head all the way. The pukes...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    Brilliant stuff Yahtzee. I can't decide who I enjoy more, you or Maddox. Every so often someone comes along with just enough genius to stir things up (which so badly needed stirring) that it makes me sign up for an account on whatever website and congratulate them personally. I have this...