Recent content by Scythe

I really only bother buying new games on release if they're a AAA title which everybody on my friends list is going to be playing online - and even then, I'm probably not going to be bothering with Gears Judgment, at least not right away. Games just don't hold their price anymore unless it's...

Pfft, all of you with your fancypants super-duper fibre optics and things. I'm pretty sure my internet is powered by a potato. In Ireland. In the mid-19th century. Haha, my captcha is 'bangers and mash'. Escapist, you so punny.

Pale skin, red hair and not anorexic.

I have no friends... will you be my friend?

Fable. No more pots-and-pans Hobbes, no more nymphomaniac villagers and no more giant chicken suits. Also Army of Two... WAITAMINUTE...

Whatever you want to enjoy. Screw whether other people think it's 'appropriate'. They most probably just don't have their own damn hobbies.

I don't think putting big, burly guys in black body armour carrying guns in the middle of a school - as a means to prevent a shooting, no less - is a great idea. Just seems like saying 'mine's bigger than yours' to the would-be shooter out there. I'd rather people get to the root of the...

From an outside perspective, I've been told that DayZ is the most boring game I've played. It didn't matter to the observer that I was on the verge of a heart attack the entire time.

I probably have more respect for what it is they actually do than the person themselves. You couldn't pay me enough to have me carrying fifty pounds of equipment through a hot desert while being shot at.

'Do it, ******!' for whenever I have the urge to not do something, I guess.

It was a T-800. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Psychological warfare 101.

I enjoy it and there's really not much I'd change... other than making guys show up on the radar while charging the Boltshot. Hate that thing. The thing that drives me nuts but can never really be fixed is people basically playing the wrong playlists. I cannot stand it when I'm more or less...

I'm guessing the kind of folks who come on here probably know about this movie already, but it's still somewhat unknown amongst the masses and doesn't get anywhere near the love it deserves. Equilibrium Awesome, awesome sci-fi movie set in a not-too-distant future dystopia. Mankind is...

You must have been tying it up wrong. Thankfully I have never broken a bone. Although that probably means I'll cry like a baby if it ever happens.