Recent content by Seamus O'Toole

I want an offline, non movie based, Pirate themed game. Swords and Guns. Fluid death. No Dante or Fable. Perhaps I should harass Rockstar to make it...

Two handed swords. They've been left out of games that could benefit from their destructive awesomenessage. Fable 2...No greatsword, yet there are hammers and guns. Fallout 3...Super sledge but no Buster sword? They were cool before people with spiked hair...they can be cool again~!

Some of the earlier comments about what to call them is...silly. "Stunt Men" "Actor" "Pro Wrestler". Does it really matter? We live in a world where the 16yr old "pencil neck geek" makes me a sammich at Subway and has a tag saying he's a "Sandwich Artist." Artist, people. Damn. And as far...

ROFLMAO Maybe they should have just done it all "A Scanner Darkly" and made it as cheese-smothered as possible. Poses, screaming matches, collateral damage... Oh well, I'll get drunk and sneak into a theater I don't like...then thank them for kicking me out. Should be good fun.

The other awesome feature I kinda enjoyed was the multitude of languages you could actually play in...all with seemingly decent voice actors from the few I tried before settling on Japanese or German. Great game, great review.

Fable 2 rocked pretty hard. Sure I had issues with all of the above mentioned things...some of them anyway...but I got over it. The one thing that DOES make no sense is why in the 500 or whatever years between games. People stopped using greatswords. I mean sure, Axes, hammers, maces, ok...No...

Of course DoA is sexist. It does it on purpose. There's a Boob Bouncing mechanic in the options menu people, c'mon... Go ahead and say Christy has a nice rack...She'll freakin' poke you to death and broil your balls before her next sexy assasination mission.

I noticed many years ago that I will never be the best at fighting games amongst my circle of friends. So I just started using characters I familiarize myself with. I used to use Sagat, especially in Good Ol Alpha 3. But then I went on a mission, after losing constantly. Now in all fighting...

People play games for Escapist(lol) persuits and entertainment. So I think the only way a game would ever be classified as "perfect" would be if it suddenly became real. Start hooking people up to computers and giving them mind altering subtances, then we'll see what GTA XXII is like.

OMG K4N<3|2~!!! Run! Run for your lives! Dish soap'll make you a lepper I say! Beware the cardboard box! It'll make yer skin dry and FALL RIGHT OFF YER BOOOOOONES! Don't breathe the air on Tuesdays! Strap fish to yer headz n' use the power of the GILLLLLLSSSSSSeeehh~!!! PRAISE BE TO THE...

Erm...ya get 54 ;> > And since the Earth was created as "the most complex computer ever made"...and it's work disrupted. One can only assume that when we die our memories and experiences are gathered by the Greater Beings we've referred to as 'Mice' and then cross referenced against...