Recent content by sethwood

Ahh, a man after my own heart. I always thought hot women with power are sexy.

All hail our new penguin overlords. May their reign last forever.

Dude, that's like asking if porn is here to stay. There's no way that's going anywhere.

Well, I have to say when Dick Cheney or Charles Manson tells you to stop.

Nightmare Before Christmas. Childhood favorite. Easily the best animation/claymation ever.

Ahh yeah, James Bond Goldeneye, 1997. Ahh Courtney, 2000.

I guess my Senator didn't win because I would never vote for someone AGAINST rape.

We have the right to bear arms because, when we founded this country, Anti-federalists were afraid of a strong central government and a new monarchy. So when the Bill of Rights was written, they threw that in so that people could form a militia and defend democracy should federalists decide...

There have been spiders that run 35 MPH, eat camels, and weigh like 14 pounds for thousands of years. You jut don't hear about them. They live in the Middle East and they will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.

Oh come on. God of War was a great game, and it was a kid game right?

Oh man, I feel sorry for no one I know, because no one really deserves it.

Poke it, see what happens.

Twilight is just a passing fad. It's on the same level as Harry Potter. This is what happens when people neglect reading, they turn to shitty books like twilight. Hopefully they're will only be a couple movies before the fad dies, if we're lucky. If not, then we have to deal with the whole...

If you are a real man, there is no way to die. Ask Chuck Norris.

I'd use my fist.