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    Machinima Reaches Proposed Settlement With FTC Over "Deceptive" Xbox Promotion

    So let me get this straight, there's a problem with unethical people in games journalism? This seems like a bad thing, seems like the kind of thing people might make a... hashtag about?
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    Here's how you get rid of the Catalyst

    Here's my proof that I know the Mass Effect lore better than the brain-dead morons who wrote in the Catalyst. Here's my solution that uses the Crucible to destroy the Reapers without using kid-god space magic. The point of the Citadel in ME1 was to act as a mass relay and summon the reapers...
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    Ubisoft: Stupid or Evil?

    Stupid, now EA and Activision are fucking evil. Like Saturday morning cartoon villain evil.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

    Bob I gotta say stop whaling on people who do what you call "Author-insert characters", it's kinda inevitable and I don't really notice it unless someone points it out. To quote the latest episode of Sherlock "The thing about a disguise is that it's always a self-portrait"
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    Does anyone actually watch The Big Picture?

    Let me open with saying that I like Moviebob in his bloody movie reviews. This is probably because reading movie reviews in anything other than Empire makes me want to fart blood, because they all seem to suck Hollywood's balls harder than a Dyson vacuum cleaner. So Bob's in some cases downright...
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    Misfits Series 3 is over

    To steal Yahtzee's naming convention I would've called every Misfits episode thus far "Oh,no, more faffing about!" You're right about the powers, if I were to make a superhero show I'd make the appearance of some fucking superpowers my priority. It's a joke that they actually swapped their...
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    Yes I smoke.. So I'm the devil now?

    I follow the same rules with this as with democracy in general. Take free speech as an example. Say whatever the fuck you want but the minute you spoil someone else's day you have crossed the line, *****. Smoke whatever and whenever the fuck you want, but would you kindly leave the room so MY...
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    You heard of New Zealand?

    You should be asking two things. One, if Americans actually know that New Zealand is different from Australia (most don't) and Two what the smarter peoples of the world know about New Zealand. I am Welsh, and I happen to have learned a lot about you since our two nations were favorites to win...
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    Skyrim: Stormcloak or Empire?

    Dude, there's a big difference between signing a "concordat" for peace and letting go of the god you hold most sacred while allowing a secret police into your borders to do whatever evil shit they want. The empire should have resisted to the fucking end, it's what Talos would've done, and this...
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    Skyrim: Stormcloak or Empire?

    Actually according to accounts of the Battle of Red diamond, the Aldmeri armies were utterly destroyed in the Imperial city and the Empire, while seriously hurt, still had the support of the provinces (especially Skyrim and Hammerfell, the regions that produce the toughest fighters) and could've...
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    Skyrim: Stormcloak or Empire?

    Well, like Yahtzee said, you'd have to be a fucking retard to side with people who were making a really good go at cutting your head off. But seriously, if you want a quick and easy test of what's a true and terrible tyranny, look for the side with its own fucking secret police! A secret police...
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    Take this Origin!

    If you don't know the Origin system is an attempt by EA to copy the success of Steam. If you didn't know that then you also don't know that either the contract or software (i forget) was analysed by someone and found to facilitate EA literally RAIDING YOUR COMPUTER and sending back what they...
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    Take this Origin!

    If you don't know the Origin system is an attempt by EA to copy the success of Steam. If you didn't know that then you also don't know that either the contract or software (i forget) was analysed by someone and found to facilitate EA literally RAIDING YOUR COMPUTER and sending back what they...
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    Poll: Mass Effect 3: Yay or Nay?

    At first I thought this was a stupid question. Then i saw the poll going the way of "yes". What the fuck is wrong with you people? not just you people, everyone in this fucking world. It's obvious that every fucking government is too busy spreading their legs and getting fucked by big...
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    who is better at story telling? Square Enix or CD Projekt RED

    Oh my god is this even a question? Obviously Square Enix is worse. It seems like every fucking japanese game developer needs to include at least 19 fucking hours of cutscenes inbetween every TURN BASED battle lest they shame their houses and must commit ritual suicide.