Recent content by ShakenBake

Forget the game. I want whatever medication this guy's taking. Giant gelatin monsters sound far more entertaining.

Us PC gamers are the master race because we actually improve the games we love by making custom levels and mods. We also preserve the history of games with the abandonware and emulator scene. We remake classics, and sometimes we even make our own games. We devote our labor, our love, our spare...

There's a little game already out on the PC called Battlefield 3. It's got all the features it promised and then some. They figured it out somehow. Amazing, I know.

DNF is unfairly reviewed, but not in the way that Brian Martel's crying about. Yes, the game sucks, but not really that much worse than the other bad games out there. It's just that it is the only major release that reviewers have found the courage to rip on. DNF is just a minor redemption for...

This is not the game you're looking for. Move along.

I think game design will trump graphics, whether it's pretty or not. Things are never quite so scary when you have a simple solution at hand, like a loaded shotgun. The first real horror game for me was Alone In The Dark, because it had threats that require something other than brute force to...

You're right, it's only been 7 years. :) Still, it's pretty sad that the only way for me to get soaked on a log ride coming out of some sunken temple imitation with giant gold statues, I have to fly 6000 miles to the land of communist oppression and noncreativity. :(

Who's being aggressive? I don't deny they stole Blizzard's IP. But let's see what Blizzard has done recently: make a sequel to Starcraft 10 years after the first and milking the crap out of it by dividing it into 3 games (2 of them yet to be released). And create another expansion to WoW, a game...

So I take it you don't know where it is either?

So can you please direct me to the original theme park that Blizzard built in secret? Or do I have to resort to going to some cheap knockoff in China to fulfill my geek dreams of seeing a WoW/Starcraft theme park?

Thank the Light for your rare voice of reason. Nobody is going to start world war 3. Life is not like a video game, but some of you people seem to get your worldview from Command & Conquer or some Tom Clancy novel.

I know! Those poor, stupid Chinese trying to build big awesome theme parks based on video games like us. Say, do you know where our WoW/Starcraft theme park is located? Or at least give me an idea which state it's in? I'm still trying to find it.

Therumancer- could you please give me directions to the WoW/Starcraft theme park in the U.S. that China so blatantly ripped off? Because I'd sure love to go.

A theme park based on Warcraft/Starcraft is an awesome idea. Too bad the Chinese thought of it first. Not too late for Blizzard, though. It can still build one in the U.S. and I'm sure a lot of people will go.

Seriously, I'm starting to wonder how many of you remember the movie of Mulan. She used a FAN to disarm a trained killer who had a sword. You can't get anymore awesome than that.