Recent content by sharptoast

Erm, punched my best mate once, because he drunkenly threw a bottle at the floor then tried to phone for an Ambulance, were still cool, mainly cos I'm a sissy and he was so drunk he couldn't have fought a doormouse and won at that point.

Erm, well ones called "work" for obvious reasons, my portable HDD BOB, since my Friend with a Mac accidentally formatted and renamed it, there were some harsh words that day. My own flash drive is called Virus Quarantine, nobody ever opens it that way :L

Some days I wonder if people just do this to make my job difficult, f*** that s***.

Spotify Premium FTW ie Alphabetically by artist or by time added, or if I'm on my phone however Spotify damn well feels like it (Thank whatever for the search function)

Oh bugger, well looks like I'm getting a hookshot to the face... (Just Cause 2, as if anybody didn't know)

Anything that flies in space, has big guns, and is FTL capable.

As a British Citizen I can't help but be kind of shocked at the proportion of people who feel our average Police Officer needs arming, as a person who has lived in some of the more dangerous areas of Britain (Although I do now live in a sleepy town of 6000 :L) I have to say the most dangerous...

I'm in the office, a crow bar or the Swiss Army knife I use to open boxes, I could always hide in the safe if things get hairy :L Edit- and why the hell are you people so damn well armed, if you lived in this country you'd be arrested for that sort of thing :L

The Daily Mail is a scare-mongering Red Top rag, the Wright Stuff is a sad disgrace to British culture, why does this not surprise me :L

A good friend of mine once said "Who the f**k stole my Monday" She also came up with such greats as - "Wheres my pope gone now"

Cider if I'm out, but whiskey, if its decent whiskey. Oh and lots of tequila + salt + lemon + friends = awesome party

The best drunk game by far is Gears of War 2, Horde, its jus so funny :L EDIT: Rock Band and other rhythm titles are also great, watching the fail is hilarious...

My favourites tend to be RPG's, or maybe FIFA if someone is still about, Mass Effect 1 at the moment, and yes Facebook :P.

The headache has faded and the people have left, you clear the bottles and half eaten packets of crisps away from the desk, Facebook so badly fraped and gone that you can't be bothered quite yet, besides that clean white background is very bright. You log into Steam, or turn on your relevant...