Recent content by Shatners Bassoon

Operation Flashpoint, damn that game just drills home what war is about, buggy as hell however tonnes and tonnes of user created mods made that gem one of the best multiplayer experiences I have ever had. After that I also love Silent Hunter II, many a night spent sitting in my tin can lining...

Planetside without a doubt, my mother cancelled our internet subscription due to my addiction and my having exams, she tried restricting me but my paying a man to put a phone line in my attic bedroom was the final straw. God I loved that game. Imagine it remade now. Hmmmm. Terran Republic forever!

If throwing infinite amounts of spears and bits of bone at things is your bag. Goldeneye hands down, so many wonderful memories, my friends come over and we still play the bugger. Pistols, Licence to kill, hmmm. Star Wars has had many wonderful incarnations and many terrible ones. Does AvP...

I'm one of them freaks who enjoy spending 5 hours playing a game of Operation Flashpoint crawling around on my belly for 3 of them hours and engaging 5 enemies if I'm lucky. I find it far more fun than pwning some cocky mouthed sod on xbox live. Playing with dead men don't tell rule, this is...

You mean 4? Don't get your hopes up, Looking Glass Studio's are no more and most likely if any one bought the Thief rights, it just wouldn't be Thief. I miss Garrett, I'm off to sulk and bonk some Hammerites on the head. As for Deus Ex 3, Hmmmm. I never got around to playing IW due to uproar...

It is simply the best shirt in existence, a visual metaphor for forever being young yet social constraints sometimes mean that you just gotta grow up.

That's my method of prolonging sex. When I get to the thermal exhaust port stuff tends to get a bit messy. I also play imaginary game of css on dust_2, another great tip for you lads. My weirdness knows no bounds! I'm a terrible insomniac and mainly sleep under my bed on a roll mat. When...

I tend not to enjoy either of them. It depends on my situation and map but in a toss up I tend to just rip people open with stopping power and an M16, just like bullseyeing womprats in my T-16. My preferred class however is thus follows. Class: Sneaky Beaky ... No need to explain that...

Charming gentleman. Lets edit this. That's better, but I leave his ass kicking to you Charlie lover. Also only whack jobs use more than one exclamation mark, if Pratchett says so its gospel.

Ahhh Kyle Katarn, I love his voice so much, I thoroughly enjoyed Jedi Knight II, Academy was terrible lets not pretend. Who wouldn't enjoy punching in the realistic combat cheat so you could choke a Stromtrooper, throw your lightsabre into his squirming legs, lop him in half then force...

All those quotes make a pretty pyramid. Puurrrty.

You love Charlie ... I love Charlie ... We should all love Charlie. Back to the topic, it is clearly just reused cases for pc software. I hope your Best Buy stoner's know more about games than the retarded "managers" in shirts and ties of Game in the UK. I had the joy of watching Game film an...

I often load up Prey just to experience the first five minutes, truly epic. Don't fear the reaper.

Lets just leave this to die, it's for the best. Shhh, there there, shhhh. It's ok.

Thief 4 please, though we may need a prequel for that what with the ending of 3, but we could take the role of a certain young scamp. Looking Glass Studios I love thee!