Recent content by Shepsauce

I remember playing the first Black & White and I must say, imagining picking the monkey and then having to watch something that *already enjoys throwing its giant feces at things* wank off all day is just not something I want to picture ever again.

If you haven't watched the documentary called The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters you should. It's a great look into how the record for the original arcade donkey kong was set, and at some of the lengths that people will go to to achieve that kind of stuff.

Bob is still the best character. Period. In fact, he's just about the only character I actually can say that I like. The others, they have their 5 seconds or so occassionally, but Bob now, he's just Bob, what can be said about him other than that he's Bob.

You still live with your mom? ;)

For a real example, a friend of mine previously worked at Gamestop and he sold something rated M to a 16 year old kid who was sent in on purpose to try and buy an M rated game. Needless to say, this organization that sent the kid in then contacted Gamestop and my friend was subsequently fired...

The obvious choice is Shark with Lazer Beam on its Head being ridden by a Raptor Pew Pew Pew, but since that's too long you're stuck with something dull.

Oh and for you poor tempted souls thinking DOSBox is hard to use, I tried playing Lands of Lore with it just to try it out and the ease with which you can do it is ridiculous. Start DOSBox Prompts you with Z: you type - MOUNT C C:\LANDS (that directory being where the game files are) you...

See this is why I still have a 286, a 486, and a Pentium 3 still lying around in various places and storage areas! People always tell me, "Oh that's junk just get rid of it." But they have no idea how useful they can be when I want to go back and play things like Lands of Lore or Operation...

THEY MAY TAKE OUR BRAINS... BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY DANCING ZOMBIE!!!!! From this point onward my copy of PvZ shall not be updated! Steam shall refuse to do so!

I read the whole preview they posted on here a while back and absolutely loved it. Might be hard to find funny if you've never played an MMO but hey, appealing to an audience that already knows who you are? Good business right there.

For a while when I lived with all guys and we wanted to save water, we would only flush after a #2. But now that I live with my girlfriend, not only am I required to flush every time, I also have to *wash my hands*. THE HORROR

I voted for Awful Dialogue just because it's always the most noticeable of flaws. It gets right up in your face and makes you cringe; the really bad stuff makes your whole body quiver in agony. Not to say that all of those things don't suck, dialogue just skull$@%^s you and then asks you to...

I'd invest it by starting my own game company with my fellow computer savvy buddies while putting myself through the rest of college, and make sure my newly pregnant girlfriend is comfortable and has anything she needs. Especially a decent ceremony *wink wink* It's not every day that a million...

Since no one seems to have mentioned them so far, gonna have to put Journey on the list. Rocking out to "Don't stop Believin'" in your car on the freeway kicks ass.

Just in case no one told you Susan, yes, yes it is rude to walk across poor deceased childrens' bodies to make your way to the other side of a pond. Very, very rude. Just making sure that was clear!