Recent content by Shinkada

Could we have an injunction against Yahtzee reviewing games from genres he just utterly hates on a basic level? It's like when Top Gear reviews family cars, only not funny. He never talks about what actually matters because it means nothing to him, which would be fine if he just kept his mouth...

Well at least we know Square can make fantastic games. Nier was wonderful. Ohh, right, that was PUBLISHED by Square. The developer was Cavia, who also made Drakengard. Oh really, Square didn't make that either? Well at least they've got Deus Ex 3 coming up! ... Oh, right. Eidos are...

-Unpopular opinions -New/unskilled players -Experienced/highly skilled players -People who just happen to have annoying voices -Using overpowered strategies or weapons -Using underpowered strategies or weapons Here are just SOME of the things that can get you paying more for your next...

Shenmue. MGS since Snake Eater was the ONLY MGS game that wasn't, in some way, critically flawed. Bioshock. Deus Ex is too obvious. Ninja Gaiden. Assassin's Creed for the aforementioned reasons, 2 was lazy as hell story-wise. AC1 actually came out with some original ideas, ie the Pieces of Eden...

The thing I love the most is that Apple will inevitably **** up the product, sell more than anyone else, and every other company will then in turn INTENTIONALLY **** up the product to make it look more like the Apple reject. Seriously. A huge thanks to everyone responsible (ie everyone that...

Actually, Curse of Darkness for PS2 was probably my favourite Castlevania, just ahead of Aria of Sorrow. :| Lament of Innocence really wasn't /that/ bad either. It wasn't great but it was still enjoyable. Why would you shrug off every 3D Castlevania just because 64 and... Whatever the...

So either way he's losing weight. The "Surprise" isn't a surprise because it's just Engie Update + Meet the /Medic/. Pyro's gender reveal will be left for last.

And now, people begin to learn why I have a personal vendetta against the Wii. It's not because it sucks. It's because, considering its popularity, it has a good chance of gradually making everything else suck. It's already taken Monster Hunter. Who knows what will be next?

Nice to know Darwin isn't getting letting the times get ahead of him.

"It's a bunch of pixels, you know? It's not real women. If you want pornography or sex, you can rent a DVD for $2 or something. You don't need to put that in a computer game. It just doesn't work." -Al Lowe, creator of Leisure Suit Larry, of all things.

There's a term I'm looking for here... I'm pretty sure it's either 'Bahahahaha!' or the less subtle, 'Suck eggs!'

I'm tempted to say God Hand. But then, I'm ALWAYS tempted to say God Hand. In ANY context. Even if it's completely irrelevant. I'm torn between Deus Ex and Bioshock here. I'd say System Shock 2 but, let's face it, even if Bioshock did have a nearly identical plot line it just delivered it so...

Thanks. But I'm not really much of an SC4 fanboy, sorry if it came off that way. The game was pretty crap honestly, not nearly enough progression unlike SC2->SC3. I was merely saying that, to someone not familiar with the inner mechanics of fighting games (which is perfectly fine, not being...

Okay, Yahtzee, I've differed with your opinions before. Oblivion. No More Heroes. World of Warcraft. Soul Calibur 4... Hell, I've disagreed with more than half of your reviews, but that hasn't stopped them from being funny because most of the time you have a good point. But this was just...

I must say, this is the funniest ZP in ages. I had to consciously stop myself from laughing since, y'know, it's currently six bloody am. Fable 2 was heavily flawed if there's anyone defending it. Yeah, it had some upsides, and overall it was a lot of fun if you're into the whole RPg type...