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    Looking for Co-op Games to play with Girlfriend!

    Portal 2. It helps her learn controls and doesn't need quick reaction times.
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    Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

    I go into the local sports store and get a pitching machine. Cut open a tennis ball and go to the hardware store and put a crap load of nails in it.
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    50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

    Sounds like people just bitchin.
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    A public beating... against a child

    Why would no one stop this?
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    How do YOU brace yourself?

    I grab on to something mostly. Depends on the situation itself.
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    What songs have a profound effect on you?

    I fucking made my roommate pause his game so I could listen. He started fucking laughing like an idiot. So much hate. Off the top of my head, Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique. https://www.youtube.com/embed/qggxTtnKTMo No clue how to embed...
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    Forced to watch

    Any but Star Wars. I want to get it over with quickly...
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    'Monopoly: The Movie' Could It Work?

    If it's like the game it's long and ends with me flipping my dvd player over.
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    So my roommate changed rooms because I'm bisexual.

    I want a gay male roommate as long as he'll wingman for me.
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    If You Could Pick One Movie Or TV Series To Add to Netflix Instant...

    The Simpsons.
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    If you could turn into 3 things?

    Why would I want to turn into anything other than a bear?
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    So my roommate changed rooms because I'm bisexual.

    It's like he thinks it'll rub off on him.
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