Recent content by Shotgun_Ninja

I love this forum. I get replies like this instead of pictures of cats with broken english captions. I may well check out that book and thank you. Albeit a much less lovable one. I do enjoy a nice apple-tini from time to time.

I respect your honesty. In truth, I really do feel like an asshole. I created this thread not so much because I was hoping for an anonymous internet pardon for my douchebaggery, but more because I honestly want a few diverse opinions on my actions (which, by the way, can't believe how many...

Yeah, this is going to be a long one, so, right to it; I'm 24 I've been in a serious relationship with this girl(22) for the last three years. She's a great person and is wholeheartedly in love with me. As time progressed I realized I didn't reciprocate those feelings, and broke up her. She was...

OR this song:

Two words: Meat shield. ^_^

Shenmue I & II, simply because WE'LL NEVER GET A GODDAMN ENDING!!!

I don't understand the point of using the 'Mortal Kombat' franchise if you're just going to completely change everything about it. Although Reptile as a murderous adult harlequin fetus is kinda sweet...

Speaking of symphonic metal, Kamelot. Went to see them live in Atlanta a while back.

Vader's mental instability is not recent discovery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

To the OP: Have you ever considered joining the peace corps.? Or maybe go to Haiti. Hell, work at a soup kitchen on your weekends. If you feel guilty for the luxury you have, perhaps you should try to make a positive difference in the lives of those less fortunate.

Halo and Madden. Pretty much all my casual gamer compatriots play. Meh to both, I say.

I once received an empty Nuka-cola bottle. Not sure if it was a glitch or what, but I busted out laughing. Good times...

I lol'd.

Sir, are you not aware of the evils bears represent? Little known fact: bears force our elderly into performing sexual favors. Do you want that kind of strain on your grandmother's heart? DO YOU?! How would you feel if dear ol' granny went into bear-handjob-induced cardiac arrest? Not too...

Don't forget the red pompadour and hilarious wit. Eh, don't worry about the costume. Everyone knows a party is only as good as the entertainment.